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The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo and lung capacity.

Some people have much too much spare time - check out how to make a Tampon Shooter Blowgun.

Checkout the pictures of Safety Hazards from Naval Safety Center. My favourite is the drill bit as a fuse.

Another story from The Register that C4 will televise the UK’s first “Masturbate-a-thon”.

The televised Masturbate-a-thon, meanwhile, will form part of a C4 “Wank week”. Zig Zag declared in a press release: “This year it’s time to bring the event across the pond to see if the great British public can embrace mass public masturbation. It’s time to find out if the only things allowed to be stiff in Britain are upper lips.”

What next?  I thought that masturbation was a solitary affair done late at night to porn from the net.

According to a a story reported in The Register.

An anonymous Merseyside man who had an implant to “help with erection problems” has found he becomes uncontrollably aroused every time his neighbour pulls up in his 4X4, the Scottish Daily Record reports

What with this and the report of A 10 year erection, implants have some weird side effects.

I wonder if I can get a refund on my holiday as Malta seems to have sunk.

According to the Denver Post, lightning struck a teenager and “zeros in on teenager’s tunes”. So not only do we have the danger of hearing loss but lightning strikes!

A faulty penile implate resulted in a man having a permenant erection that ruined his life. He was awarded $400,000 in damages as he was no longer able to lead a normal life, hug people, ride a bike or swim due being permenantly at attention. Check out SFGate for more information.

Who says the German’s don’t have a sense of humour - Berlin pranksters play hard ball with soccer fans - Yahoo! News

On the eve of the Germany v Italy semi-final. I suppose it won’t be played on the tiniest soccer pitch - even though a German Scientist made it